Not saying I live in a rough area but just bought an advent calendar and half the windows are boarded up!

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Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.

Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.

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Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

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Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road.'

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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Worm: I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake.
Mike McDermott: What the fuck are you talkin' about. What saying?
Worm: I... I don't know. There ought to be one though.

Movie:

Rounders

Genre:

Drama

Characters:

Worm (Lester Murphy), Mike McDermott

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Like my uncle Les used to say, 'When the money is gone, it's time to move on.' So enjoy it, you secret handshaking assholes.

Worm

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Worm: I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the fuckin' rake.
Mike McDermott: What the fuck are you talkin' about. What saying?
Worm: I... I don't know. There ought to be one though.

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